03-23-2019, 11:57 PM
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Franchise Player
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Around the League Report
Spoiler!
So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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Where is Hutton???? Go canucks, there's still a chance!!!
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Win out and we just might make this thing yet!! Go Nucks!! Woot!!
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They have to win out to make the playoffs.
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Canucks need a weekend sweep to even stay on playoff life-support. Easily the toughest test tonight, as the Flames are getting healthy and want to keep San Jose in the rear-view mirror in the Pacific.
Really concerned about the Canuck blueline in this one. Held together with baling string and paper clips. Could be the night where they really get exposed. Markstrom needs to be all-world in this one.
But if Markstrom is good for another 40-save night, I'm sensing we might see an OT game....2-2 with a 'pick-em' in the extra session.
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Big test tonight. If we want to keep these playoffs odds above 1%, we need a big two points! Haha.. ha... ha.
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Must win
Or it will be boring soon.
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How awesome is it that we get to watch meaningful games in MARCH? Life is good boys. I got twelve beers in front of me. Let's fire it up or #### off.
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Mr. Popularity
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randorf keeps saying galgary and its kind of annoying
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No more Randorf!
Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap
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Oh my god please beat the flames just to shut Randorf up.
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His voice makes me want to throw something at the tv.
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"hogkey night in ganada from vangouver"
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Ok, no more randorf for a while. We have paid our dues to the broadcasting demons.
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Super Ice Tilter 2000
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First line got pinned in their own zone.
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Flames with all the pressure on our defense. Forwards have to help out more.
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almost like playoff hockey out there
Except there is only one playoff team
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Most of that 4-on-4 was pathetic, we're just lucky Calgary was focused on keep-away than making a play
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Friendship Tour
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As a Canuck fan in Calgary, any win vs the Flames is a good win.
Shut down Tkachuk and I'll be happy.
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Are you ####ing kidding me? Tkachuk is allowed to hold on to Pettersson for 10 seconds straight with no call but Pettersson gets called for that? Lol. Unwatchable.
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So the ref allows Tkachuk to interfere with Pettersson, and then DIRECTLY INTERFERES WITH PETTERSSON HIMSELF when Pettersson tries to forcheck Tkachuk. Hilarious
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Lmao refs are ass, Tkachuk holds and literally keeps Petey away from the play when he's nowhere near the puck, no call. Petey hooks Tkachuk for a bit in the slot and it's called asap.
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Two games in a row with a Tkachuk. I feel nauseous.
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Let Tkachuk fight, he’s a bitch anyway and’ll turtle.
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Dont run my boy Petey Tkachuk
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First Strike Norris
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This is a strangely bitter thread right now... and it has nothing to do with the actual game going on
Edit: well now Calgary scored....
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Gio was already shooting when Beagle turned to look at the blue line.
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He looked like Gudbranson on that play.
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Thank God Goldy isn't around, we might have allowed a goal there, but luckily we have all these elite defensive veterans...oh wait...
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70 points as a DMAN AT 35 WOW
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Beagle has to be aware there. Cmon man
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Why is Giordano so good isn't he like 40
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Like 35? But yeah weird his best season is this one at his age
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Giordano has had an interesting career. Never a prolific scorer... definite Norris candidate this year.
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Burns has more points and better hair and facial hair, he also owns zebras. He'd have my vote
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Joffrey Baratheon, NHL Superstar
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Fun fact: when Gaudreaus then girlfriend was putting on his wedding ring, Gaudreau furiously shook his hand and she got a slashing penalty. Gaudreau was helped out the church, but was back 5 minutes later
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Gadreau is such a ####ing whiner
Everytime I see him on TV he's crying or trying to draw a call
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But actually, why is Johnny such a cry-baby whiner? if someone looks at him he cries to the refs about it
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Holy ####, he’s such a whiny little ####.
He’s such a manlet.
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Shut the #### up Gaudreau you ####ing whiner
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Biggest ####ing drama queen in the whole league
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These refs are ####ing hilarious. Kinda makes sense given that Gaudreau is the whiniest #### in the league
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Gaudreau still can't believe they gave him a penalty for wanting a piggyback ride.
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What the hell was Gaudreau doing try to hit a bison?
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Gaudreau gets his sister to kill the spiders in his room.
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Gaudreau uses a booster seat to drive
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Gaudreau should become an actor or a soccer player
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####ing ref waits until he sees an embellishment and then calls a penalty but not for embellishment
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Bo steals the puck and Johnny slashes him. #### do I ever want virtanen to lay him out.
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Gaudreau plays nhl 19 with the injury tuner on 100%
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IS THIS A BROADWAY SHOW OR AM I WATCHING THE CALGARY FLAMES
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Gaudreau feels like a badass and giggles to himself when he drinks root beer because it has the word beer in it
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4th Line Magic Show
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Come on man, thats their 4th line.
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getting run over by the flames 4th line. dark times.
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Derek Ryan looks like he's seen some ####. That vacant look on his face. Jesus
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Lingering effects of Petey.S.D..
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Good lesson by Flames that a 4th line doesn’t have to be veteran plugs that don’t score
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randolf needs to stop dick sucking calgary's 4th line
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Hathaway Sneaks a Backhand
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Of ####ing course it was Hathaway
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####ing Ann Hathaway. ####ing scrub
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Lol Hathaway charges in and gets ####in stood up. What a dip####.
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Someones gotta take Hathaway out of this game or else dont bother putting Petey out there
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Somebody just needs to absolutely level Hathaway right now
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Roussel would have fed Hathaway his lunch by now
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Game over.
Stinky goal And giveaway
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I love how our player's first instinct is to screen our own goalie when there are no flames in sight. Also, did it go off Schenn?
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how the flying f*** was schenn ever considered an NHL player? We've seen bad defenders here in van city but gawd dayummmm
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#### Hathaway! Someone bury his ass!
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This garnet Hathaway guy pisses me off. He's a Michael turdland wannabe
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If someone put him through the boards already this wouldn't have happened
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The Bread Winner
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What a shot from Magapanie. Jesus Christ.
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Oh, Jake. Poor, simple Jake. That one hurt.
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Why did Virtanen just glide by him there? lol
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wth is virtanen doing on that close out
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this guy giordano needs to start aging
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The **** was that
Turnovers up the ass
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Jake glides around like that doing nothing for 90% of his shifts.
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Virtanen is returned to useless Jake again.
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Who the #### was just standing there? Wtf. Edit: jake apparently. What a frustrating game to watch
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Smitty on the Case
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Smith is a clown. Has been his entire career
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that might be the last time Mike Smith gets to do that, let him have his moment
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Smith has made a career out of baiting referees just like he did there.
Not to mention the guy is always roaming around the ice and then cries like a ***** whenever he gets touched. Total embarrassment.
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Mike Smith Olympic Diving Champion
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How many times has smith been on the laying on the ice tonight
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When Smith gets angry he looks like the stereotypical addict who had just gotten their heroine stolen around main and hastings.
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Is their a sniper in the building?? Because it looks like smith got shot.
Penalty sure but he ####ing threw himself on the ice
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Huh. I ****ing hate the Flames and I also think Mike Smith is garbage. I'm so sick of him roving all over the ice and throwing a hissy fit when someone dares touch him. Just stay in your ****ing net, dude.
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Mr Trademark
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Mister Trademark, Geadreau, cross checks Horvat in the ribs as they collide, then his stick hits Horvat in the face, but Jhonny Skittles is apparently dead lol
God that little B**** whines so much. What did Campbell say? Skittles such a little fake artist lol
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Backlund cross checks a guy lying on the ice and no call.
Side note, Johnny Hockey crosschecked himself in the face when he got hit by Horvat.
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Anne Hathaway cross checks horvat about 100 times and gets no call.
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That superman flop by Smith was 2011 Canuckis
Edler should have rammed him full speed if he was going to do that
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Gaudreau got hit by his own stick and it looked like he was hit by a truck.
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Any time anybody has a chance to light up Smith they should. That ***** is going to flop anyways, might as well make the most out of it.
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A Tailspin at the Right Time
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I'd get a new goalie coach along with new goalies in the off season.
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Our goalies have got to **** ever since Nabby was brought back.
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I'll take an entire new management team too.
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The Sharks are trying to get Vegas to go all out trying to pass them so Vegas will be spent when the playoffs roll around.
Or the Sharks just suck.
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6 points up on Vegas for home ice in the first round... Vegas has a game in hand.
If they don't beat Detroit on Monday, I'm going to be really worried about falling to 3rd.
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Imagine a coach that has a need to ice a completely useless player because of how the boys like him rather than how he performs and also still icing said player even when he and the team got punked because of said player. I'd can DeBoer if he loses to Vegas but I know the team won't since they just extended this past off-season.
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