Every time some shorty bitches to me about their height I cite three disadvantages to being tall:
1. Legroom on airplanes, and pretty much everywhere else
2. Shower heads
3. Snoozing on a couch
Funny that two of my three have been whined about here recently, but they're true. Whoever complained about shower heads said it was in hotels, but it's in houses as well. I don't think I've ever lived anywhere where the shower head was above my head.
As far as the snoozing on couches goes, it's really annoying when the couch's armrest is stupidly high, or wooden or something. Gotta go fetal, but then your knees or your ass are hanging off the couch.
And when I say snoozing, I'm talking about nowadays, and the thought I put in to buying a couch. It originally ground my gears back in my 20s drinking days where sleeping on someone's couch was necessary because cabs sucked, and drinking and driving was (is) a bad idea.
But I do enjoy getting a thank you from a little old (or young cute) lady at the grocery store for grabbing that thing off the top shelf.
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