[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by VilleN

If things continue this way for the Oilers, and all indications are that they will. I could see ESPN making a documentary in 10-20 years, something to the effect of: “Destroying a superstar: How the Edmonton Oilers ruined one of the greatest natural talents the sport has ever seen”

I'd love to see this, spoiler tags for fictional speculation.

Spoiler!

This is the trailer

Soft music playing as we see a scene of young kids playing on an outdoor rink.

ESPN presents - The fall of a Superstar

The music rises as we see scene after scene of the Oilers getting scored on, various coaches looking disgusted, a picture of creepy Katz eye %%%%%%% Connor at the draft

"The Connor McDavid Debacle.

We see a store, its called Connors collectibles. We see a still young Connor standing over one of those spinny things making a clay pot. Then we see him in an interview setting with his hair in a man bun and a beard.

Connor - "Look, I could keep waking up in the morning and staring out the window at that Edmonton Skyline and realize that yup, here comes another horrible day."

Kevin Lowe's grinning face is on the screen "I think every team in the NHL would trade their roster for ours. I know winning"

Connor - "I just came to a realization, that things weren't going to change, and I really started to hate hockey. I could keep doing the Edmonton thing, or I could follow my own dream"

The scene goes to a recreation ESPN goes all out as they have Ryan Reynolds playing Connor and Kelsey Grammer playing Hitchcock. Connor steps off of the ice the camera goes to the score board and it shows Visitors 9 Oilers 1. Connor storms towards the dressing room and Hitch reaches out to grab his arm

Hitch - "Taking the night off are we?"

McDavid - "I need to take a piss"

Hitch lets him go with a whimsical smile on his face as Connor leaves the arena.

Hitch - "Off you go"

We flash back to McDavid

"Look I could continue to wake up every morning and do the Oilers thing, or I could find something that I could be proud of doing, and it came down to clog dancing or making ashtrays. I chose ashtrays"

We flash to Lowe with an angry look on his face

Lowe - "Look I don't give a frack where Connor is, or if I ever see the bastard again. Look at our lineup. We still have Drai, he's not going nowhere"

A german voice swears from off camera.

Then we splash to a picture of Connor holding up an ashtray and the text coming soon"