"Hey honey, remember a few months ago, you asked me if the jeans you were wearing made you look fat, and when I said no, you accused me of lying and told me to be honest with you?"
"Yes"
"And remember when Jim's wife came over and afterwards you asked me if I thought she was pretty and I said not as pretty as you, and you called BS"
"Yes"
"Camel Toe"
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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