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Old 02-05-2019, 10:12 PM   #8158
troutman
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I was walkin' through Rexall
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest third jersey
"Oil Country, This is our year"
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me

I threw it on the ice
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of your system
Man! Put that garbage on another man's neck

I go to my favorite fan store
And the dude says, "You come here all the time! Here's a hat for free."
I said, "Man! What do I look like? A charity case?"

I took it and threw it on the ice!
I don't need your handouts!
I'm an adult!
Please!
You can't buy me hat man!

Some poser hands me a jersey on my birthday
What d'you want me to do with this, wear it?
Happy birthday to the ice.
I threw his jersey too.
Welcome to the real word jack@ss!

So many things to throw on the ice
Like hats, and hoodies, and jerseys, and even sweatpants
I'm an ADULT!
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