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Old 02-05-2019, 03:33 PM   #8042
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Originally Posted by TheScorpion View Post

Yeah lets see.


FACT! Austin Matthews centers his own line with Kapanan and Patrick Marleau.


FACT! Draisaitl tries to center his own line but has more success as a winger, and needs to be dragged around the ice by Connor McAnchordragger.


FACT! Draisaitl is German, and can't be trusted


FACT! Matthews is an American and can't be trusted


FACT! Leon Draisaitl looks like a Kumquat with freaky ears


FACT! Austin Matthews looks like a rejected candidate for a 90's boy band


FACT! No Virginia, Leon's contract is still no good.
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