Ok welcome to my
Just watching the baffling horrible writing on Raw
Opening Segment
Becky limps to the ring. Steph confronts her.
Stephanie - "We're worried about your injury, we need you to get checked by a doctor or you're not cleared"
Becky - "Nah" punches out Stephanie.
The the back stage confrontation
Ronda - "You're not professional, I'm a professional, trying to sell our PPV main event that you're blowing because your unprofessional b%%ch"
Ronda steps out to her theme music
"I don't really care about my reputation"
Oh wait she destroys the new age job squad formerly known as the riot squad, who are now called the super friend because they're new theme is probably going to be "that's what friends are for" by Dionne Warwick.
Curt Hawkins and Zach Ryder whine a bunch backstage because Curt sucks and they mispelled Ryders name, so they can suck together.
Kurt angle teases his retirement and somehow ends up in the main event teaming with Strowman vs Drew and Baron Crobin, looks like I'm turning this thing off early
Bunch of crap, Captain reads two chapters of his book.
Fat Dog comes out, He calls himself one half of the tag team champions of the world, but who are we kidding, he weighs as much as the current tag team champions of the world. Trivia question, who are the tag team champions on Raw?
Anyways Jarrett comes down to the ring, and starts spelling his name he is the JE FF JARR E I pooped my pants. Then he goes over Elias who is pretty much the Barry Horowitz of Raw.
Nattie and Dana Brooks have some kind of confrontation, I don't know, I was trying to solve a Rubik cube.
Yeah its a little persons match, no wait its Finn vs Lio Rush? WTF
Alexa does her moment of Bliss where she eye humps EC3. Poor Alexa one of the best talkers in the woman's division and most of the company and she's doing this. Meanwhile Nia and a cardboard cut out come out and the audience gets up to leave, but that's prevented by Dean coming out who accuses Nia of having a crush on him followed by asking a lot of questions of EC3. Then we end up with dean getting done in by EC3, hey did you know that he's the top 1% of the 1% does that mean his tax rate is 80%.
We get a terrible main event where poor Kurt stumbles around the ring, Braun surprisingly tries to carry it and then they broke the cardinal rule of wrestling, never end a main event on a DQ. By this point I was bouncing a tennis ball off the wall because I have no dog.
A few weeks the McMahon's came out and proclaimed a new day, that they listened to the fans and they were going to give us what we want. Instead it feels like they hired Vince Russo back.