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krazycanuck · 12-31-2006, 06:15 AM

hot...yeah, that's always a plus
intelligent...definately good
sense of humor...that makes life more enjoyable
a flames fan....HUBBA FREAKIN HUBBA

Am I the only guy who finds a girl in a Flames Jersey/shirt/goalie mask to be freakin hot? I mean, seriously: my 2 favorite things in the world, girls...and the Flames...together. It's absolutely stunning. Perhaps I feel this way because any girlfriend I have ever had has either hated hockey, or just been indifferent to it. Well I've had enough!

I've made the mistake of trying to get these girls into hockey before by wasting a good Flames ticket on them instead of bringing along a buddy. Always a mistake I regret at the 5 minute mark of the 1st period when they start talking to me about stuff other than hockey, or text messaging their friends. I want a girl who will yell obscenities with me at the Ref. A girl who will jump up and cheer and high 5 me when the flames score. A girl who knows what an offside is and why the fans are booing. A girl who would rather stay at home and order the PPV game than go out to watch the newest Ben Affleck movie. A girl who will understand why I have to celebrate our anniversary a day early because the real day falls on game day. A girl who gets excited over getting tickets or a Jersey for Christmas and not a spa package.

So, I have made the decision...and this may leave me down the road as an old single bitter man, and as the 21 year old I am today...I can accept that. But from this day forward I will not go out with any girls...unless of course they are hardcore Flames fans as well.

So, is this a dating death wish? or have any guys out there found this extremely hot, yet extremely rare variety of female? I pray they are out there.

12-31-2006, 06:15 AM	#1
krazycanuck Won the Worst Son Ever Award Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sherwood Park Exp:	my ultimate woman: hot...yeah, that's always a plus intelligent...definately good sense of humor...that makes life more enjoyable a flames fan....HUBBA FREAKIN HUBBA Am I the only guy who finds a girl in a Flames Jersey/shirt/goalie mask to be freakin hot? I mean, seriously: my 2 favorite things in the world, girls...and the Flames...together. It's absolutely stunning. Perhaps I feel this way because any girlfriend I have ever had has either hated hockey, or just been indifferent to it. Well I've had enough! I've made the mistake of trying to get these girls into hockey before by wasting a good Flames ticket on them instead of bringing along a buddy. Always a mistake I regret at the 5 minute mark of the 1st period when they start talking to me about stuff other than hockey, or text messaging their friends. I want a girl who will yell obscenities with me at the Ref. A girl who will jump up and cheer and high 5 me when the flames score. A girl who knows what an offside is and why the fans are booing. A girl who would rather stay at home and order the PPV game than go out to watch the newest Ben Affleck movie. A girl who will understand why I have to celebrate our anniversary a day early because the real day falls on game day. A girl who gets excited over getting tickets or a Jersey for Christmas and not a spa package. So, I have made the decision...and this may leave me down the road as an old single bitter man, and as the 21 year old I am today...I can accept that. But from this day forward I will not go out with any girls...unless of course they are hardcore Flames fans as well. So, is this a dating death wish? or have any guys out there found this extremely hot, yet extremely rare variety of female? I pray they are out there.