[djsFlames]

Originally Posted by powderjunkie

I wonder what other awards could be inventend?

Ken Linseman award, for the player most resembling a rodent through their physical appearance and/or behaviour?
Marchand edges Tkachuk based on appearance.

Ron Hextall award, for the goaltender who best excels at the offensive aspects of the game while racking up PIMS

Scott Stevens award for most bone crunching hits?

Milan Lucic award, for worst on-ice output relative to their AAV
Phaneuf, Lucic, or Nylander in a tight race (depending how you look at WN's wonky cap hit this year)

Wayne Simmonds award, for the best on-ice output relative to their AAV (min $3M)
Kucherov, Lindholm, Josi

Edmonton Oilers award, for the team to have compromised the most promising young talent in a given season?

Now that's an NHL awards ceremony I would watch.