[Nandric]

Someone on HF boards found the transcript for the team meeting today:

McDavid: "JFC guys I cant do it all"
Draisatl: "Neither can I!"
Brodziak: "You never can unless your paired with Boy Wonder"
Draisatl: "Verpiss dich"
Reider: "I know what that means"
Puljujarvi: "Wut it mean? I know English maybe good not"
Kassian: "Says the guy who knew he was being drafted in the top 5 and never bothered to learn a word of English beforehand"
Puljujarvi: "Yes I drafted 4, now pizza and sauna time, want to come Kass?" (Licks nose)
Draisatl: "Pizzaboy FFS, he was telling you that you are part of the problem here"
Puljujarvi: "Thank you!"
Rattie: "It wasn't a compliment you idiot. Now get out of my way, I have to pack my **** thanks to Hitch wanting to play you over me"
Yamamoto: "I thought I stole your job, whew, thats a load off my mind"
Nurse: "Maybe if you'd score a goal once in a while you might earn your job here. Hell even Lucic is scoring now"
Lucic: GLARE IN NURSE DIRECTION
RNH: "Guys guys guys, cool it, Ive been here longer than anyone, trust me this is not that bad! I mean Eakins could still be our coach!"
Lucic: "Yeah we are only 3 points out of the playoffs, I mean cmon! In Boston we worked together, won a cup, team first, rah rah!"
Chaisson: "Speaking of cups has anyone seen my cup ring? I had it here a minute ago"
Talbot: "Khaira tossed it over here so I could look at it, but it went in on the short side and now I cant find it"
Khaira: "Guys the problem is I am busting my ass for league minimum here and some guys making 10 times what I get aren't pulling their weight"
Lucic (grabs calculator): "Hey man, its not all on me."
Larsson: "Guys I have been total **** since Klefbom went out, and I am the guy Chiarelli traded Hall for, its all on me."
Reider: "I go with that, yeah"
Chaisson: "Says the guy who hasn't scored a goal all ****ing year..."
Klefbom: "Guys I am back after 1 more game, then it will all be good. My abs and I are coming to the rescue."
Sekera: "Same here!"
Klefbom: "You dont have abs."
Sekera: "No but I am coming to the rescue!"
Klefbom: "Man, you cant even skate anymore. Why are you even here?"
Kassian: "Its the refs fault guys, they dont even let us fight anymore to try to turn the momentum in a game. I mean really."
Manning: "Hey how about next game I will take the legs out from underneath Larkin when he blows by me, maybe he breaks his collarbo....oh sorry no just ignore me"
Petrovic: "I think I will be in next game, so we should be good."
Benning: "Not if I have anything to say about it. Im not coming out"
Jones: "Yeah you probably are Matt. In fact I am surprised it wasn't you who was waived this morning"
Spooner: "See ya guys! Off to Bakersfield to regain my confidence!"
Rattie: "Yea you'd figure they would send Yamo, PJ and Jones down to develop but nooooooo. Lets trade and sign players then waive them...."
Koskinen (loses his mind and kicks a garbage can through a wall): "Enough! I didn't leave the KHL to come here and be embarrassed!"
RNH: "Your agent really didn't do his homework on which team to sign with did he?"
Room falls into total silence. McDavid stands up, leaves room, texts Katz: Trade me right ****ing now.

End of meeting.