[Frank the Tank]

Stole this idea from somewhere else, but it seemed funny and its based on my favourite episode of Seinfeld, so.....have at it. What are they? Can be anything from family to work to movies, let 'er rip!

Mine;

The NHL. SCREW YOU NHL! Thank you for ruining the greatest sport in the world by trying to force feed it to people who have proven time and agin THEY DON'T WANT TO WATCH IT! Take your shootout-penalty-for-everything-non-hitting-non-fighting-sack-of-monkey-crap-game and shove it up your arse!

And Paris Hilton. Just die you useless waste of skin.