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Originally Posted by Locke
Like where? Do I look like a Paramedic to you?
Hooking the battery up to the car is all well and good, easy stuff, I've boosted countless vehicles.
Where do you hook the cables up to the Deer? Ear to Ear? One on the nose the other on the tail? Hooves?
Plus you run the risk of FrankenDeer haunting you for Eternity.
No, that just wont do.
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Ok you said you have a toque right? So wet the toque with whatever liquid you have. Pee on it if you must, the deer is suffering. Then with the urine soaked toque put it in the deers mouth, and hook up the negative terminal to the rag. Naturally the ground positive wire would attach to the deers hoof.
Then zap the deer until it dies. If you also water board the deer with the toque while your electrocuting it you may cause its heart rate to really go up and give the deer heart failure, speeding up its merciful release.