[Maritime Q-Scout]

There is a somewhat medium level chance I might end up in your fair city this spring.

If that's the case, and the worst case scenario happens and you do become a hermit, I will ask that you shower, put on some clean clothes, and venture into the city for a beer... if the worst case scenario doesn't happen, venture out for a beer anyway. How often do you get to drink with a sarcastic, dad-joke telling, friendly drunkard Maritimer? (actually, probably any time whatsoever in Alberta, but still!)