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Originally Posted by Buzzard
This station needs to tank, blow it up and start fresh.
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Unfortunately for them, there is no entry draft for broadcasters. They have to compete with everyone else in the business for talent… which is why they're in this mess to begin with.
I wouldn't want to be the HR person trying to hire new on-air personalities.
HR DRONE: You seem like a fit for our station, and we'd love to have you come to work for us.
APPLICANT: OK, let's talk turkey. What salary are you offering?
HR DRONE: As the new guy, you'll get the deposits on all the empties in the studio, plus a five-dollar Christmas bonus every leap year.
APPLICANT: Sorry, I've already got two job offers to be a hobo.