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Originally Posted by Johnny Makarov
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An Arab is crawling along the desert, burning up. "Water, water, water!"
He comes up to a Jewish tie salesman and he says, "Water".
"I don't have any water. I got a tie. You wanna buy a tie?"
He says, "No, I need water!"
He said, "40 miles to the west, there is an inn, you can get water."
Arab goes.
Three days later, crawling back, his face is on fire. "Water, water!"
He said, "Didn't you get any water at the inn?"
He said, "They wouldn't let me in without a tie."