[CaptainCrunch]

so because I love this stuff.


The next week at Raw, we hear not music but the sounds of an old style calculator working and Bray comes out clean shaven with short hair, wearing a long sleeved white shirt with a red tie and suspenders. He's followed by Rowan and Harper also clean shaven and wearing suits. Wyatt carries a briefcase. Rowan and Harper carry a table and chairs and. They set the table and chairs up and Wyatt opens his brief case and pulls out several file folders and a calculator and while he grabs the mic to talk Rowan and Harper sit down and start doing paper work.


Then Wyatt speaks (and I'm ripping off his first Raw Promo here)


"I have no followers. I have only fellow auditors, all in the name of collecting your fair share. People are criminals, you understand me. They cheat on their taxes, they need to be audited. People buy and sell excuses not to pay their fair share. They worship free services, they crave handouts, but I'm not afraid of their excuses and mistakes. I point out mistakes and ignore excuses. And I think it's time for the taxpayers to wake up. Wake up. WAKE UP! Wake up and look at this lie you're telling yourselves! Government services are deteriorating between their toes and they cause it. They only stand there. They whisper and wonder but they don't pay what they owe. I've seen it all in my forms and manuals and in my thoughts and above everything else I understand that this is not a beginning; it's a six month audit."