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Originally Posted by OMG!WTF!
They have a hippo problem in Columbia. When Pablo Escobar was killed the government reclaimed his massive estate which included an exotic wildlife zoo. They decommissioned the zoo and shipped most of the animals to other zoos all around the world. Except for the four hippos. They're too big and scary. Fortunately they are extremely well suited to the climate and environs of Columbia. They love it there. They've since flourished, eating all year round, no dry season, mating like giant, ferocious bunnies. They now number over 50. So yeah. Go hippos.
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As if hippos aren't scary enough. Now they are inbred and with those nostrils, they are probably doing Hollywoods all day long.
