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Originally Posted by OMG!WTF!
They have a hippo problem in Columbia. When Pablo Escobar was killed the government reclaimed his massive estate which included an exotic wildlife zoo. They decommissioned the zoo and shipped most of the animals to other zoos all around the world. Except for the four hippos. They're too big and scary. Fortunately they are extremely well suited to the climate and environs of Columbia. They love it there. They've since flourished, eating all year round, no dry season, mating like giant, ferocious bunnies. They now number over 50. So yeah. Go hippos.
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Colombia could use some non-drug-centric problems for a change.
"We are still the World's largest exporter of Cocaine!"
- 'Yes, yes, thats all well and good but what about the Hippos! We have a serious Hippo crisis!'
"Okay. Okay. What if....bear with me here, what if we feed the Cocaine to the Hippos?"
- 'I dont think thats going to make things better....'