[Always Earned Never Given]

I feel like this game will turn into the most bizarre ever as Johnny Hockey will score 2 in the first but due to someone stealing his purple drank, he demands a trade to Philly.

In the second, the home crowd boos as Philly Johnny hockey scores his first goal as a Flyer. Voracek, who lost his stick, helps Johnny by pushing him and protecting him for a 2 on none breakaway. (Yes, these things can happen)

On the bench, Johnny is looking for his purple drank but only orange drank could be found. He then spots Gritty (who had sung the American anthem while Canyon was searching for his hat) with purple on his fur and realizes who had stolen his purple drank so demands a trade back to Calgary.

Johnny completes the third with two more goals, one bouncing off Gritty’s head but as usual the officials missed it and the other deflect on Voracek’s stick which was still left on the ice.

We have a Safeway million dollar winner. His name is Tim Erixon. Newsflash: The third goal Johnny scored does not count therefore Tim Erixon has to forfeit the money plus donate a first round pick to the Flames in 2039 when he will become the Houston Whitneys 17th GM!

Either that happens or Neal and Bennett score in the same game!