Barrage your speech therapist with lame-ass joke after lame-ass joke until she stops barely containing that whole rolling of the eyes thing and starts to actually laugh. It' s okay if your jokes arent that clever or deep, she'll understand because you had a head injury
Make sure you maintain your "star student" status by actually doing the homework she gives you. This may sound lame, but it means she looks forward to seeing you EVERY OTHER ####### DAY
Avoid terms like "transference" and "ethics" as to not remind her of those things and ruin everything
That's all i got so far, but i feel things are on the right track
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