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Old 12-11-2018, 01:03 PM   #52
MolsonInBothHands
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Originally Posted by Sliver View Post
You know those games at the Stampede where you shoot a little target with a water gun so your horse runs across a track? It's like that. Sniper accurate. It's not like your whole butt gets wet.

I don't think you could manage a drip dry. You take a couple pieces of toilet paper and give a quick dry wipe.

It's pretty amazing not having to mess around back there. Especially on those poos where it's like wiping a marker (to quote Parks & Rec).
I don't think I am ever going to look at that carnival game the same again.

Awesome thread.

The first time I saw a bidet was in the late 90's on a work trip to Khartoum, Sudan. It had a faucet control, and was a separate appliance from the actual toilet. I had to try it, so cranked the tap and nearly turned myself inside out. I have been a little skittish to try it again since then.
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