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Old 12-11-2018, 10:31 AM   #47
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother View Post
So explain this to me please, post poopoo and spray, do you drip dry?

I have always thought that a bidet would leave me starfish wet and the idea of pulling on my Y-Fronts with a wet log maker wasn't appealing.
You know those games at the Stampede where you shoot a little target with a water gun so your horse runs across a track? It's like that. Sniper accurate. It's not like your whole butt gets wet.

I don't think you could manage a drip dry. You take a couple pieces of toilet paper and give a quick dry wipe.

It's pretty amazing not having to mess around back there. Especially on those poos where it's like wiping a marker (to quote Parks & Rec).
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