Without Gulutzan last year, that butterfly in the Andes doesn't flap its wings at the precise moment to open up a time vortex in the North Atlantic going back to 1912, and the iceberg doesn't plop down directly in the path of the Titanic, and Leonardo diCaprio never gets to be rich and famous.
You just can't risk messing with these things.
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