For amusement, this column on the Miss USA/Trump thing appeared yesterday in the New York Post . . . . and even by trashy tabloid standards its way over the top . . . . and written by a woman.
A snippet:
WITH her delicate breast heaving softly and her tears scattering like rose petals, Miss USA vowed that - from this day forward - she'll keep her nose clean.
And her urine sweet.
And - to employ my current favorite euphemism - her cooch untouched by human hands.
Miss USA has been saved. God bless Donald Trump!
http://www.nypost.com/seven/12202006...rea_peyser.htm
Cowperson