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Originally Posted by dash_pinched
here ya go lol

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That list shows 2 illness and 5 symptoms.
In reality, the list of his incredible ailments probably breaks down to:
1 bacterial strep throat/tonsils
1 viral cold/flu
The best part of this is that although not entirely preventable, a good medical staff could do a lot more to set up proactive processes to mitigate it. It likely boils down largely to some bad hygiene from McD or teammate(s). Or maybe the Oilers are too cheap to offer Purell on their charter flights. Maybe they don't wash their gear, but rather give it a quick hit of off brand Febreeze?