[troutman]

I enjoy Leslie Jones on Weekend Update.

"Who am I supposed to even date? A guy in his 60s, who possibly might die on top of me? Or date a guy in his 20s, so I'm a child molester now? I have to put out milk and cookies and a PlayStation to have sex? No! My sex days is over!"

"And no one in their 50s looks as good as you do," Jost finishes, but that's one compliment too far for his incredulous co-anchor, Michael Che.

Che mentions Halle Berry, who's 52. Jones leaps from her chair to attack, but Jost holds her back. Then Che throws out the name of Jennifer Lopez, who's just 50s-adjacent at 49. She gets angrier. He closes with Judge Judy, who's 76 and a force of nature herself.