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Old 11-27-2018, 10:47 AM   #52
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Well they could do the radical I guess. Hold a press conference with the head of the union and Trudeau


Union Head - "We can't keep GM here, they're bound and determined to shut down. But we have an exciting announcement. We've reached an agreement with the Federal Government, I turn the floor over to the Right Honorable Justin Trudeau our Prime Minister and savior"


Trudeau - "We've reached an agreement to take over the Oshawa plant effective in December of next year. The Federal Government has committed $500 million dollars to re purpose the plant to build a made in Canada car that will be called the Justin. Effective immediately we will hold a social media contest asking for ideas about what this car should have, then it will be designed by a top notch Federal Government task force and go into production next year.


Union Head - "On top of that not only are we going to save these 2400 jobs, but add another 3000 jobs and everyone will get a raise"


A four more years chant starts


Trudeau - "Now this isn't about the next election, this is about good middle class jobs and the next election"
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