No word of a lie.
I'm in McDonalds a month ago and this female EMT worker is standing beside me as we wait to have our orders prepared. She turns to me and comments on my bright green golf outfit. Checkered green pants, bright green shirt and matching hat.
EMT: "The women must love it when you wear those bright colors"
Dion: "I get lots of good comments on my golf outfits but unfortunately I don't get any phone numbers"
EMT: "Would you like mine?"
Dion: "I guess if you're offering, okay, why not"
EMT: "911"
Everybody standing around us burst out laughing, including me and the EMT woman. Her response was brilliant
