Clearly Cypress is not only clearly a stupid person, but one with no sense of understanding of Irony.
Because while Calgary might show video clips of people being hit in the balls. Being an Edmonton Oilers fans is pretty much literally allowing the Edmonton Oilers to kick you in the balls over and over again with every aspect of that organization from terrible hockey, to players leaving the team happily, to the prices of game tickets and food prices for the right to sit in a arena without properly designed washroom facilities, all while crying over and over "Please sir may I have some more"
the mythical room 101 in 1984 is far less terrifying in concept then being a fan of the Oilers.