Treliving clearly can't hit on his goalie acquisitions so I have a suggestion. This is purely for entertainment value because that's all we've got right now anyway.
At the beginning of every game, fans in the concourse will be given a raffle ticket. 10 minutes prior to puck drop, 3 numbers are selected. Those fans will race to put on goalie gear and get onto the ice. First one in net gets to play for the night. Bill Peters will also throw weapons like chains and crowbars into the dressing room during the mad scramble to add some additional excitement.
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