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Originally Posted by savemedrzaius
I'm pretty sure the guy is just writing FanFiction at this point.
“We trade for Bob. He signs a 6 million year deal because he had a dream about a Flaming Horse head. The head told him to sign with the Flames. After we sign him he comes to my house for a beer. We become best friends. In Game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals he hits head. As he's dying he tells me to take his place. I win the cup. The End.”
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That got wayy to dark there.
I was more thinking he gets a sprained ankle in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals... and then he asks me to enter the game and with 1 minute remaining in a tie 1-1 game, I save a penalty shot given to McDavid (who plays for an eastern team at this point)... Next face-off, McDavid gets another breakaway and I save it again, but I purposely kick the rebound out far enough to spring Sean Monahan on a breakaway.. He goes in, he shoots, he scores!!!!!!!!
The Calgary Flames win the Stanley Cup and I am instantly signed to a 8 year 11 million dollar contract.
The End.