Pfffft. Runtimes…. Even if Aquaman sucks, its going to be amazing
BvS was dreadful, Suicide Squad was….okay, lets just not talk about Suicide Squad, and I can’t even remember Justice League (and i dont know if we can blame a head injury on that one or not), but I just have this feeling that Aquaman will be spectacular.
I mean, Dolph Lundgren is in it! Has Lundgren ever even made a bad movie? If you don’t count The Punisher, Kindergarten Cop 2, He-man, Johnny Mnemonic, Universal Soldier 2, In the Name of the King: Two Worlds, Sharknado 5, or Red Scorpion, the answer is probably still no.
Fish people? Check
Bold, gorgeous production design that isnt dark and depressing as #### like every other DC movie sans WW? check
dumb surfer dude played by mediocre actor who must decide to embrace his heritage and destiny to save his people, our people, the ocean, and probably the planet? Check
Throwing Marvel’s book right out the window and skipping the whole building their franchises from the ground-up and instead debu--oh wait…
Underwater armies mounted on sharks , giant sea horses, and crocodiles? MUTHA####### CHECK!
Of the 37 movies coming out this christmas, it’s one of, like, 23 i will definitely get tickets to see
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