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Old 08-07-2004, 12:50 PM   #8
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Another: the smarties commercial where a guy's eating the red ones first. The second guy says "hey, you're eating the red ones first. aren't you supposed to eat them last?"

first guy says "yeah, but yesterday I tried eating them first, and you know Vanessa from Finance? She walked by my office yesterday"

"so?"

"she never walks by my office"

the two look at eachother and yell "HELLO!" while giving a high five.
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