Some really great ones in there.
For ugly women:
"She looks like a bulldog licking p*ss off a nettle"
"She looks like a pitbull chewing a wasp"
"i wouldn't touch her with a barge pole"
"i'd rather eat glass while watching my c*ck rot off"
In reference to overweight women:
"bingo wings" - the fat under the upper arms when overweight people put their hands up.
"tram smasher"
To a suprising comment/news:
"well sh*t me a brick"
"well ##### me sideways and call me a whore"
Diarrhea:
"sh*tting through the eye of a needle"
Gap in teeth:
"he could eat and apple through a tennis racket"
My favourite monologue is by Mooj, in the out-takes on the 40 Year old virgin DVD, including thephrases "it's not about the sh*t stained balls", "alligator #####house", "cincinatti bowtie" etc. Brilliant.
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