You don't fight Gudbranson! He's too big for that!
You accidentally-on-purpose slewfoot him in a board battle. Every single time in the corner. Every single time, just BAM! Dumped on the ice like a sack of bricks by someone 50 lbs lighter than him. It's not like he's fast enough to ever catch you, should he take offense to it!
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