Well, the Pittsburgh Penguins announcer guy who used the phrases:
I remembered some of them, but thought I'd look the rest of em up:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Lange.
"I'll be cow-kicked!
"Oh no, Eddie Spaghetti!"
"Hallelujah Hollywood!"
"Heeeeeeeeeeeee shoots and scores!"
"It would take a miracle on Grant Street to come back from this deficit."
"Scratch my back with a hacksaw!"
"Well shave my face with a rusty razor!"
"Great balls of fire!"
"He was hit so hard his kids will be born dizzy"
"He's handing out checks like it's the first of the month!"
"He's like a bull in a china shop!"
"Donna needs a donut!"
"He left the defensemen on the parkway going to the airport!"
"Look out Loretta!"
"Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one too!"
"He doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch"
"Michael, Michael, Motorcycle"
"He hasn't scored since the eighth-grade picnic."
"Never teach a pig to sing!"
"Get in the fast lane Grandma, the bingo game's ready to roll!"
"She wants to sell my monkey!"
"Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Creek!" (In western Pennsylvania, some people pronounce creek as "crick")
"He beat him like a rented mule!"
"They are buzzing like beeeees around a hive!"
"They threw everything at him but the kitchen sink!"
"He put (insert player name) on his wallet!"
"He's all over 'em like a new pair of shoes."
"Big Ben strikes one."
"Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building!"
"Book 'em Danno!"
"He picked his pocket like he was walking down 5th Avenue"
"If you missed this, shame on you for six weeks."
"He's smilin' like a butcher's dog"
"He takes the heat out of a hot kitchen"
"How much fried chicken can you eat?"
"He gave 'em more moves than Mae West."
"You ain't nothin' but a hound dog!"
"Oh slap me silly Sidney!"
"Get that dog off my lawn!"
"And the kitchen is closed!"
"He smoked him like a bad cigar!" (originally stated in Czech when the Penguins had
Jaromir Jagr)
"Go ahead, make my day!"
"You'd have to be here to believe it!"
"You can spit-shine your shoes, 'cause the Pens are going dancing with Lord Stanley!"
"Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley, bring me the brandy!"
"Go for it, Mario; go for it."
"Never sit on a bald man's hat."
"Lets go hunt moose on a Harley!"
My favorite of course was "he beat em like a rented mule", but most of em cracked me up! HAHAH