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Originally posted by AnthonyCook@Nov 18 2004, 05:45 PM
David Cross. HILARIOUS.
David: "Oh man, so I was watching that show....uh....what the ######? the show where the, uh... theres the guy on stage and then everybody in the audience believes that he, uh, has contact with the dead and spirits and talk to them...?"
People in the Crowd: Crossing Over!
David: Crossing Ov-- no, no, no, no. It was, uh CHURCH.
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Funny stuff. How about this one:
Cross: Lemme read to your from your paper. Let me read to you some
news. From the
Issues section. (Pause)
"Will you know people in heaven?"
This is in the
newspaper.... Alright, here's the last f-----g beautiful line.
"The roadways in heaven are for walking and for vehicles. Yes, there transportation vehicles in heaven, driven by the angels. However, there is no pollution there."
Yeah, alright. Meanwhile you can't buy beer on f----n' Sunday after midnight. Cuz of this b------t. Yeah, there's roads! How did that guy get that information?... And angels drive the vehicles. What kind of s--- job is that? 'Yes, I led a life of pure good. Now get in, I'll take you to the buffet.'
Thanks for the recommendations. I'll have to check some of these guys out. And that Launchcast station is pretty nice too, thanks to whoever posted that.
And I've been listening to Bill Hicks, and he is one harsh, angry comedian. Not for everybody. Some of it is great, and some is pretty brutal.