[Reggie Dunlop]

No one can save the Oilers. No entity currently corporeal or otherwise.

Not even the the ghosts of Eddie Shore, the Rocket, Jean Beliveau, Howie Morenz, Stan Mikita et. al can save them.

Not even conjuring the Hockey Gods can save them. For they have been forsaken.

There is no Oilers Jesus. No Oilers Thor. No Oilers Zeus nor Oilers Flying Spaghetti Monster. No Oilers God in Sweatpants and Good Shoes.

Even the currently corporeal legends can not save them.

Not even the Oilers Alumni can save them. They could have a NHL All-Star "We Are the World. We Are the Oilers/No Good Tears is Not Good Enough" sing-a-long medley and it wouldn't save them but would annoy a lot of folks.

Nothing can save them.

No one.

Nothing.