BRUINS BITE NUCKS!!!!
Boston (AP) - Friday night the Boston Bruins returned to a form most seasoned GM's will recognize. The Bruins were happy to see everyone who had ice time get at least one point with the exception of Rucinsky, Ward, O'Donnell and McCarty.
GM KevanGuy was short on comments due to the Hip concert taking place the same evening as the game. "Hey, I gotta boogie to the show. It was a good game for us. If you want comments talk to Brian."
It was at this moment that a hush fell over the Bruins dressing. Nothing but a steady drip from a faucet could be heard. Then, as if with divine purpose, a figure appeared through the misty haze of shower steam. A palpable awe had encompassed the crowed reporters. Faint sounds of trumpets could be heard in the distance. The figure drew closer. It moved with the stealth of a cheetah and the grace of a snowflake. An overwhelming sense of serenity and accomplishment filled out lungs. The figure raised his arms out to us. As if to say, "Yes, it may be my point. But, it is everyones point! This point shall outlast all man and all woman that witnessed it. This point shall become greater than any natural wonder of the World!! This point...shall bring all mankind together in spirit and in arms. This point shall never cease!!!! " THE Brian Holzinger emerged from the shower, wrapped in a towel, and with the intensity of a Greek God he shouted "IIIIIIII AMMMMMMM HOLZINGER!!!!!!!!"
Reporters rushed to gather their tape recorders. Holzinger first point in the CPHL this season only happens once a season and, this season, it happened tonight. Unfortunately everyone was unable to get a quote from Brian because question period was over and the dressing room was cleared out.