So, I forgot (or blocked out) that most of my childhood was spent wandering around the badlands hiding from drunken family members and collecting dinosaur bones. I completely forgot about my best collection of all. I opened a super heavy box and couldn't believe the size of some of them bones. They're huge and cool. I'm sure it's illegal to sell them. But I want to sell them. If I had to hide in a coal mine from my drunk aunt who was always throwing darts at me I'm damn sure getting paid for it. At the time I think it was legal to collect fossils without digging. It was not however legal to throw darts at your nephew. In the interest of clarity I mean both lit cigarettes and pointy projectiles. Thoughts? Re: dinosaur bones.
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