1) You will be granted health, wealth, happiness, and set-up with your true soulmate.
But first you have to have sex with one of your parents.
2) You will be granted eternal life and unlimited wealth.
But first you have to give up either your sight or hearing.
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"It's a great day for hockey."
-'Badger' Bob Johnson (1931-1991)
"I see as much misery out of them moving to justify theirselves as them that set out to do harm."
-Dr. Amos "Doc" Cochran
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