You know what'd be an awesome mask? Gandalf fighting the Balrog on the bridge of Khazad-Dum. Gandalf on one side, Balrog the other, up by one ear you've got the fellowship, and along the bottom of the chin, in firey Elvish font, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS".
But I'm nearly 30 and nobody's even asked me to play goalie in pickup hockey for 12 years, so someone else can have it.
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