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Gotta love this Greyhound bus horror story

In the mid-1980s in Florida (where else?), one rider got a foul, if deserved surprise, when he went to use the facilities on a Greyhound bus. The passenger, who by one account had been acting extremely belligerent - scowling at people, mumbling to himself, pacing the aisle - and just generally giving people the creeps in what was likely a drug-addled state, had locked himself in the toilet.

While this speed freak was perched on his throne, the driver (possibly intentionally) hit a massive pothole, which sent everyone on-board askew, but it was exceptionally bad for this guy: he came out of the bathroom covered in feces, urine, and that weird blue solution they put in porta potties. Suffice it to say, it's doubtful he had to utter the words "Seat's taken," for the remainder of the trip.

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