Disclaimer: it's 230 am so obviously I have nothing of credibility to add here. But that mypillow guy is a kook. What you need is a purplepillow...
https://purple.com/
In the last five minutes on msnbc I've seen a guy cut the bottom out of a perfectly good boat, cover the giant opening in magic tape and then.....I kid you not....drive the boat over a school of cgi sharks. Hungry sharks.
But that's nothing compared to the no less than 1000 lbs of solid glass that was dropped from a height of six feet on to a purple pillow nest with four raw eggs.
I'll ask my doctor if Levitra is right for me, And I'll buy Shamwows no matter how many hookers bite off Vince's tongue. But I'd like to see that Trump boot licker mypillow guy not scramble eggs with his big fat head on that rip off dog bed of his.