The Onion has put out some great stuff on Ovi lately. This is my favourite:
Ovechkin Hopes To Inspire Other Athletes To Power Through Month-Long Bender
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Hopefully, I can help motivate other players to keep funneling beers and pounding shots even when people start saying it’s time for them to quit—because that’s what you have to do if you want to take home that trophy one day and fill it to the brim with grain alcohol
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