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Old 05-17-2018, 03:58 PM   #43
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Sometimes when I'm just puttering around in public I have 2 thoughts.

1) Wouldn't it have been amazing to be Uday and Qusay Hussein? You just drive around and point to women and have them delivered to your palace and have giant orgies (consensual orgies)

2) How amazing it will be to have the matrix in the future. Just plug in and have a threesome with whatever celebrities you want or your wifes friends, whatever. Want to Eiffel tower Paris Hilton with Bill Clinton circa 1994 Bill and 2002 Hilton? In the White House?? Go nuts! Want to raw dog a 1940's celebrity in their prime? Sure, why not?

And this is why women find you gross.
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