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Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger

Down a couple in a soccer game? I want hard tackles, multiple red cards, players picking up the ball and running it down the field rugby style then punting it 40 rows deep into the stands every time play restarts.

Then here you go...

Farcical scenes quicky led to a basketball score as league champions AS Adema won a match 149-0, more than quadrupling the existing record - and without gaining possession between the first goal and the 149th.
Their opponents, Stade Olymique L'Emyrne, took complete control of the national league game, reducing Adema to the role of onlookers, as they deliberately plonked the ball in the back of their own net 149 times, in protest over a refereeing decision.

https://www.theguardian.com/football...wsstory.sport5