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What are we even playing for

Too much effort expended on GDT. Especially at this ungodly insomnia hour..

lifting my Coffee to my bleary eyes is too much effort. The keyboard keys feels heavy...

more complaints;

More meaningless toilet bowl games. This one with Alberta bragging rights harr,harr, hardy harr.

**** weather, take my chances with some global warming.

its so cold my shovel broke

Its so cold the bears wake up from hibernation and say screw this year, wake me up when its over.

Groundhogs? The groundhog is dead..

Something Lucic

#### THE NUCKS. #### THE DUCKS
#### the Flames. Lets hope the game isn't too alcohol inducing.

"Foo is from edmonton"
And will do anything to avoid being sent back to that hellhole

LETS
GET
SOME
MCPOINTS

Remember when Flames fans were buzzing after beating the Oilers. "Playoffs here we come!"

Flames are tanking for a better draft pick...in the fourth round.

Remember when Gaudreau and McDavid were competing in the scoring race?

Flames have lost 7 in a row and have been outscored 33-8 over that span. They’ve basically been blown out in every game. Of course their last win was a 1-0 win over us lol.

Honestly this game screams Oilers loss to me. Our last couple games have been putrid defensively. Perfect cure for the flames scoring woes. And the oilers sure do seem to take bad teams lightly for some reason considering we’re so often worse.

I'd love nothing more than to put double digits on the Flames in their own barn but everything about this game screams loss to me.

I bet $50,000 hf pretend dollars on the oilers.
If the oilers don't whup the flames tonight, they really are useless pieces of crap who deserve our hatred and scorn.

Smitty Boo Boo

Ohh boy open the flood gates boys

Mmm delicious goals

What are ya doin' Smith?

Can we call this game the Sadness Bowl

Stay in the damn net Smith!

Coaching Woes

Flames: Darn, we only have one of our top two centers!!
Todd McLellan: That's okay I'll put ours both on one line and let you match them with Backlund and Gio!

Why is Drai on the top line with Nuge out? Just because Nuge was on Connors wing doesn't mean Drai HAS to be.

So the forwards get off easy with their ####ty D zone coverage and Talbot gets the hook? Mkay.

He is really starting to challenge Eakins for stupidity
Puts Drai back with McDavid , where McDavid has been playing his best hockey of the season with out him. 2nd line is 2 players with 0 finish in Strome And Lucic this will really get Pul confidence going. 3rd line is a weak fourth line in the league , got lucky on giveaway goal and 4th line is what it is a 4th line. He is the most clueless coach in the league how he ever thought this was good line combos is beyond me

The coach has quit on the players and the players have quit on the coach. If Mclellan isn’t fired next Monday it’s going to get ugly.

Well TMac found his new Letestu. Caggiula playing top 6, PP, PK......the guy is everywhere (in a bad way).

The Meme... is Broken

LMAO of-####ing-course, Kassian helps with a goal, offside challenge.

Kassian has an assist? Lets review!

kassian touched it? oh no

Hahaha Kassian oh my god

Kass offside as usual

Kassian and offside challenges. Name a more iconic duo.

The curse is broken

WHAT THE HELL?! It goes our way and we get a PP?!

WOO KASS WON A CALL

Good goal on a Kassian off-side challenge?! Holy ####. Solid Calgary plan though to put us on the PP, assures no second goal within 2 minutes.

Goal with Kassian involved not waived off shocker

Calgary's coach is smart. He knows giving us a free powerplay will just handicap us

Our Dman is scoring all the goals

you gotta be ****ing kidding me

damn, a D man that can score goals.

Great job by sh** Russell there. Nice giveaway brah.

Also. don't EVER EVER EVER PASS THE PUCK BACK TO SEKERA.

Guy makes millions of dollars and can't for the life of him get that black rubber disk past a defender. Something wrong mentally upstairs with him. Can never adjust.

Russel with **** giveaway but Talbot didn’t help either.

Both garbage.

Sh** PP is SH**

Never give it to Cagguila either you dumba**

Talbot can gtfo this team any time

Pull him

Wtf kinda joke is this

Garnet on the Power Kill

Pull Talbot, get him out of there now, he's completely off tonight

Pull the sieve

Is Talbot save percentage 0???

Talbot the slump buster

Hathaway just won a cup

garbage professionalism by Talbot. Not ready. Picking his nose. F*** off and hit the showers

That's game. Talbot is broken tonight and this team can't generate a static charge.

Garnet Hathaway: I can't score and I'm sad.
Cam Talbot: Nobody should feel that way. Chin up, young man.

Backlund piling on

Every game it seems like someone who hasn’t scored in some ungodly amount of games scores a goal against the Oilers.

Cam what the ####? I've been defending him all year but he's just so bad these last few.

Brutal rebound

#### me the Oilers suck.

Pack your **** cam.

Oilers have destroyed another goalie. Who's the next goalie can we get that can be good for 2 years before they turn to ****?

3 goals on 7 shots and the Oilers can't generate **** all. Games over. Don't see us scoring another 3 tonight and I don't see Montoya not allowing at least 2.

I go to take my dog out for 5 minutes and this game did a complete 180 WTF is going on

Backlund 0 points and -15 down the stretch for the Flames while they were still alive. Looks like a god against the Oil though.

Cagguila can't hit the broad side of a barn.

Also, Johnny midget always cuts into the middle. SOmebody plaster him and knock his head off FFS.

I can’t conceive a scenario whereby McDavid should ever pass the puck to Kassian

Career Whipping Boy

**** Russell

I'm frustrated that our offense is being stifled by defensive play inspired by the old Russell lie down on the ice style.

Kris Russell: I'm left handed
Todd McLellan: #### you.

Good job clearing Russell.

Guys I know we have boners for Russell's shot blocking but I'm just gonna come out and say it. He's a sub par defender.