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Originally Posted by GullFoss
Fan Demands
- Get rid of Gully; replace Darryl Sutter
- Get rid of assistant coaches (except maybe gelinas)
- Get rid of beasely; replace with really really good looking cheer squad
- Get rid of dodge trucks; replace with dodge trucks for ants
- More urinals; same amount of toilets
- Reduce the number of advertisements in commercial breaks to improve atmosphere.
- Bring back old malt ice-cream; maybe also add village ice cream
- Replace all concession food items except pocket dogs. Bring back old concessions only for retro night
- Add local craft beer options sold by local beer guys and gals
- Replace heroin beer with MDMA beer or cocaine beer to liven up the dome
- Replace quiet season ticket holders with louder ones
- Make the saddledome warmer
- Nurture environment that will lead to more organic high quality chants (ricci's ugly!)
- Create a hardcore fan section captained by the traveling jagrs; hold tryouts for admission.
- Sign Jarome to a one-game contract; retire his jersey
- Bring Jarome home; sign him to a one-year contract and un-retire his jersey
- Get rid of organ player; replace with jazz musician (maybe a sax player)
- Get rid of george canyon; replace with george canyon
- Make calgary warmer and reduce the pressure of playing here.
- Convince Tavares we are one good player away from a dynasty. Also convince him that this is a great place to play because its a lower pressure environment that's super warm all year round
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With that agenda you have my vote to replace Ken King.