[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by ResAlien

Yeah I’d prefer if the GM were publically as emotional as a fan. He should not only proclaim the season over but also say how certain players suck and that everything is terrible all the time.

Seriously? Who expects the GM to say anything else? What kind of loser mentality is that. Get a grip, we’d all be absolutely ripping the Oilers GM if he came out and said “yup we better pack it in.”

People it sounds like want this

Spoiler!

Brad comes out on stage, he's wearing a leather jacket, and has sun glasses on.

Brad - "I'd like to start this press conference with a brief statement.

First of all, what a bunch of sucks am I right? I mean these guys are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Personally after that game, I wanted to stride right into that room, pick up a chair and start crackin some skulls. Starting with that Jerk Coach.

I'd like to announce that I've shot former coach and all around jerk face Glenn Gulit . . whatever into the sun.

I also took the time to do a post game assessment with Dave Cameron, which basically means that I grabbed his underwear and pulled it over his head. The dufus wandered around screaming like a girl.

There will be changes people, I know winning, and this ain't it.

Ok I'll take questions now"

Reporter 1 - "Brad you stated at the start of the year . . . "

BT - "Shad up next"

Report - "Mr Treliving, TJ Brodie . . . ."

BT - "Eat me, all right that's all the time I have, I have to get back into the room and start cracking some skulls and kicking some a$$"

On the way out, he goes to fake punch Ken King in the face, but at the last moment falcon punches him in junk, leaving King lying on the floor with tears running down his face"